Funny sms; 9386 messages
''maine usay kitni bar kaha ha k din main 8,9 glass pani piya kro,
"faraz"
lekin
wo phr b kehti hai k MERA TAN MAN PYASA CHANA WAY TERE PYAR DA.''
149 chars (1 sms)
''Girl Ao chupan chupai khelty hy
Agr tmne mjhe dhund lia to men pora ander longi
Boy:agr main na dhund saka to?
Girl: aisa na kaho mein chhat py chupi hon gi''
163 chars (2 sms)
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751 chars (5 sms)
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751 chars (5 sms)
''Ek dum latest and jhakaas way 2 propose..
Boy- Xcuse me
Grl- jee kahiye
Boy- Mere hone wale bacho ki taraf se apko Happy Mother''s DAY.''
144 chars (1 sms)
''Red ROSE
pyar k liye
Yellow ROSE
Frndship k liye
White ROSE
Shanti k liye
AUR
Aapke liye?
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?
?
?
?
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NIMA ROSE
roj nhane k liye''
171 chars (2 sms)
''Doctor: Mrs. Taniya good news for you!
Girl: What do you mean Mrs. Taniya? Iam Miss Taniya!
Doctor: Oh !! Sorry Miss Taniya...Bad news for you!
:D''
157 chars (1 sms)
''Raton ko uth kar,
Khayalon se ho kar,
Yadon me kho kar,
Tumhe kya khabar hy,
Me apne KHUDA se kya mangta hon,
Viraano me ja kar
Daman phe''la kar
Anson baha kar
Tumhe kya khabar hy.
Me apne KHUDA se kya mangta hon,
Tum to kaho ge,
SANAM mangta hon,
JANAM mangta hon,
tum to kaho ge,
Kisi DIL RUBA ki,
Kisi DIL NASHIN
ki wafa manga hon,
Ye B ghlt hy
Wo B ghlt hy
Me apne KHUDA se Sirf
"LIgHT" ane ki Dua mangta hon.;-)''
457 chars (3 sms)
''Bhag Jaye Uski Beti Gadha Gaari Pe
FARAZ!!
Jisne Pabandi Lagai hai Double Sawaari Pe!!''
102 chars (1 sms)
''Wo Apne Mun Per Colour Laga Kar Aai
Aur Mujhse Ye Kehne Lagi FARAZ...
Hara Laal Neela
Mun Karlo Rangeela... :-)''
124 chars (1 sms)
''Kuch Dost Meri Zindagi Main PAAD Ki Tarah Hain.
FARAZ
Mehsoos To Hotay Hain, Par Dikhai Nahi Detay. :-)''
117 chars (1 sms)
''Faraz ne English Main Shair Arz Kya Hai.
My Life is Full of Emotion
Wah Wah
My Life is Full of Emotion
P for Potti
M for Motion. :-)''
151 chars (1 sms)
''Woh Kya Hane Mere Dil Pe kya Guzri Us Waqt
"FARAZ"
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Jab Usne Meri Taraf Dekha Aur Boli,
Excuse Me!
Ye Naak Wala Rumaal Aapka Hai? :-)''
165 chars (2 sms)
''Samandar k Kinare Baitha Hon FARAZ!
Kabhi na Kabhi to Leher Aaye Gi
Qismat Badle ya Na Badle
Kam az Kam
Chappal to Dhul Jayegi. :-)''
147 chars (1 sms)
''Wafa usS zmanay ki baat hai SAQI,
Jab bottle 7 aur petrol 57 rupay tha.''
78 chars (1 sms)